kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

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joecroucher:

Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”

(Source: glam0r0us-indie-rockandroll, via 4109milesfromhome)

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chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

(via latenightthoughtlesscrime)

al-grave:

Baby hippos are the best

al-grave:

Baby hippos are the best

(via psiloveyoutilltheend)